Hard Nova

Manual

The manual contains a page discussing what it would be like for you if you were a first-rate mercenary, but then somebody came along and cloned you and the clones did all the work and nobody would pay for your services anymore. It's probably the most entertaining way anyone's ever said, "Please don't copy our software." This "anti-piracy" story was a practice of EA for every game they put out during the late 1980s and early 1990s.