Caveman Ugh-Lympics

CROSS TRAINING

CAVEMAN STYLE

Dino-Vaulting "Me do Dino Vault to bully Gronk no call me cave-girl no more. Also hope Crudla watch me - she one cave-babe!" - Vincent

Sabertooth Tiger Race "Race not easy. Hungry sabertooth chase me. But me use competitor as shield. Better him cat food than me kitty litter." - Glunk

Clubbing "Me love bashing - have best club. Cavemen head only thing harder than club. But hard to aim with head. So use club." - Gronk

Mate Toss "Me know best way to handle mate - by feet. Grab mate by feet and spin, spin, spin - then let go. Make world record." - Crudla

Dino Race "Me best dino jockey. Before race, tell dino he no win, me make dino steaks for dinner - and he guest of honor. He run good." - Ugha

Firestarting "Firestarting easy. Rub sticks make spark. Me make big fire - stay warm. Too warm - fire burn clothes. Then me learn firestopping." - Thag

Welcome to sports training -- 2 million B.C.! Forget jogging and weightlifting - Caveman Games is for serious athletics. Six radical Neanderthals compete in hilarious and dangerous events. Winners join the Caves of Fame; losers join the fossils! Struggling to survive has never been so much fun! Get bashed, beaten, chased and eaten in the greatest pre-hysterical challenge ever. It's cool cave action for one to six players!

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Caveman Games Off To Roaring Start:

Sabertooth Tigers 3, Cavemen 0

Me grab mate by feet and spin, spin, spin - then let go. Take teamwork. Thrower need balance, throwee need big cushion.

By Crudla

Before race, me tell Dino he no win, me make good Dino-steaks for dinner - and he guest of honor. He run real good.

By Ugha

Rockyville Slugger best brand club. Caveman skull only thing harder than club. Fun trying to crack it - skull not club.

By Gronk

Rub sticks make spark-spark. Huff 'n puff make fire. Me win gold medal then burn hand holding marshmallow in fire.

By Thag

Race not easy. Hungry saber-tooth chase me. But me use competitor as shield. Better him cat food than me kitty litter.

By Glunk

Me do Dino Vault so bully Gronk no call me cave-girl no more. Also hope Crudla watch me - she one cave-babe!

By Vincent

MAKE YOUR OWN HEADLINES.

Six Fresh Events. Six Rad Cave Characters. Get Bashed, Beaten, Chased and Eaten. Cool Cave Action for One to Six Players.

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