16 Ways to Kill a Vampire at McDonalds
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What does a vampire hunter do on her night out? Trick question: the night has her children, and they care not a whit for the plans of their chattel on their so-called "end of week". So it comes to pass that while popping by for a Big Mac, the player discovers she needs to devise a way (or rather, one of some sixteen different ways -- baked-in replay value!) to dispatch a vampire ominously lurking in the corner booth at her local McDonalds, looking at the teenaged cashier with unabated hunger. All output is textual in nature; all input is gathered by players clicking on hypertext selections from lists of viable options in the current situation. Every click gets the bloodsucker one tick closer to draining their next victim, so choose carefully! Happy hunting, and ... would you like fries with that?
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Average score: 3.5 out of 5 (based on 2 ratings with 1 reviews)
Funny and charming, I loved this game!
The Good
Very fun game. Not too long, and just hard enough to be a challenge without being too crazy. Some of the kills might have you pull your hair out for a minute, but you'll figure them out.
But the writing is the star here. It's full of charm and humor. I enjoyed every minute of it.
The Bad
Sometimes you can be "waiting" in the game for a while or clicking through a lot of stuff just to do one thing. But they don't take too long.
The Bottom Line
I had a smile on my face the entire time playing. I loved it a lot. If you like fun vampire stuff, like Buffy, you'll enjoy this game.
Browser · by JKPlisskin (10) · 2017
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Game added by Pseudo_Intellectual.
Game added October 10, 2016. Last modified February 13, 2023.