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The Incredible Crash Dummies

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At a time when computer games were being blamed for violence, bad language, epilepsy and everything else the ‘moral majority’ needed a scapegoat for, Virgin gave us: The Road Safety Game. Or not, as this is a standard platform game with a twist of questionable taste and purpose.

You play a crash test dummy, trying to progress through levels filled with hazards such as cars and fireballs, within the time limits. Contact with each of these loses you a limb, and once you have none left, contact means game over. Since the character isn’t handicapped by missing limbs in any way, in practical terms you can think of these as hit points especially as there are screwdrivers to pick up which restore one limb.


The Incredible Crash Dummies Amiga "Hey, dude, you're not suppose to ride that missile. Didn't you read the sign back there?"
The Incredible Crash Dummies Amiga Jump on the spinning disc to enter next level
The Incredible Crash Dummies SNES Military Complex
The Incredible Crash Dummies SNES Poor bastard

Alternate Titles

  • "クラッシュ・ダミー" -- Japanese Super Famicom spelling

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I wish I was a crash dummy Amiga *Katakis* (37847)

The Press Says

GamePro (US) Genesis Feb, 1994 4 out of 5 80
Power Unlimited SNES Dec, 1993 8 out of 10 80
Game Players SNES Dec, 1993 68 out of 100 68
GamePro (US) SNES Oct, 1993 2.5 out of 5 50
Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM) Genesis Jan, 1994 5 out of 10 50
Amiga Joker Amiga Jul, 1994 44 out of 100 44
Total! (Germany) SNES Jan, 1994 4 out of 6 40
High Score Amiga Sep, 1994 2 out of 5 40
Joypad SNES Nov, 1993 22 out of 100 22


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