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Space Cows

aka: An Udderly Cheesy-Fiction Game: Space Cows
Moby ID: 133963

Space Cows is a cheesy twin-stick shooter featuring weaponized toilet plunger and intense zero gravity combat. Shoot, dash and wobble in slow motion to save cows and lay vengeance upon an evil corporation.   Crazy combat: Armed with a toilet plunger move your naked butt and whack 2165 mootants. Fart away from harm, unleash rage to obliterate enemies and mess with time. Be the plunger danger.   Space tactics: Physics-infused swarm patterns require spontaneous approaches and sharp reflexes. Fight wildly and fart wisely. Or the other way round.   Milk must flow: Milk your way through various minigames because we’ve heard you like minigames so we put minigames in our game so you can play minigames while playing a game. And also to win life.   Leave no cow behind.

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Nintendo.com Description

Space Cows is an udderly cheesy twin-stick shooter that will challenge your sharp reflexes. Filled with various deadly aliens and unique minigames, Space Cows will keep you occupied for hours.

Grab a weaponized plunger (what, you never used one before?), get inside a mootant-infested space station and use naked force (literally) to save your dear cow! No room for the lactose-intolerant here!

  • Engage in wild intergalactic combat and make enemies cower in fear before the power of your plunger!
  • Activate slow moo-tion for a hollywood-style action - don’t let anything stop you!
  • Get the highest scores in unique minigames - leave no cow behind!
  • Whack various mootants with a toilet plunger - the steaks have never been higher! Get it? Steaks!
  • Fart away from harm and unleash rage to obliterate enemies. Yes, you read that right. It’s the ultimate gas attack!

Engage in crazy combat to whack 2165 mootans, all without the assistance of unnecessary things like clothes. Fart away from harm, unleash rage to obliterate enemies and mess with time in slow moo-tion.

Milk your way through various minigames because we’ve heard you like minigames so we put minigames in our game so you can play minigames while playing a game. You’re welcome.

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Steam Store Description


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