The Game That Takes Place on a Cruise Ship

Well, hello there, and welcome to the official website for The Game That Takes Place on a Cruise Ship (which will henceforth be referred to as TGTTPOACS, for simplicity's sake). TGTTPOACS, for those of you who are blissfully unaware, is a brilliant and revolutionary 2D point-and-click cartoon adventure game made by the thousands of extremely intelligent monkeys on typewriters employed by Deirdra Kiai Productions.

In this game, you play Gertrude Zzyrgenhymer, a young, unemployed, blue-haired woman with a bachelor's degree in rhymatology. One day, you're sitting in front of your computer checking your e-mail, and before you know it, you've won yourself a trip aboard the S.S. Asylum, the newest and most technologically-advanced cruise ship ever created. You begin by exploring the ship to your heart's content and not really doing much of anything; however, during your explorations, you find yourself meeting a strange array of colourful characters and getting yourself involved in various situations specifically depending on certain actions that you choose.

The most unique, not-usually-found-in-adventure-games feature of TGTTPOACS is that it contains a number of branching story paths, which ultimately lead to four different endings. It's really like playing four adventure games in one! Interested? Fascinated? Excited? Well, go download the game already!

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gertrude.deirdrakiai.com