Kid Speedy
Moby ID: 38765
Who's faster than Kid Speedy? EVERYBODY!! This little fatso is the slowest poke in the bunch. Try not to get dead last while avoiding sweets and insults in this hilarious arcade-style race 'em up.
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http://www.videlectrix.com/videlectrix_catalog.html
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