National Lampoon's Blind Date

Meet Sandi, your blind date for the evening-courtesy of D.U.D.S. (Dates Unlimited for Desperate Schmucks). She may look like an angel, but watch out! She could be the blind date from hell. For the first time on CD (the game no other publisher would touch), National Lampoon's Blind Date: a rip roaring ride through dating purgatory. This game may appear superficially similar to another one, but it's different. No, really! For starters, the girls in that game are ugly. And, the game designers are virgins. So buy this one. This is the real thing. It's written by guys who really have sex and everything. (Even we didn't get half the jokes).

Top 10 reasons to buy this game (to be read in order like Dave does).

10 - Designed by guys who really have sex.

9 - It's cheaper than a real date.

8 - Two words..Hot babes.

7 - Two more words..Mega-babes.

6 - Familiar interface-only one hand required!

5 - Perfect for guys with little hard drives.

4 - No extraneous cuddling necessary afterwards.

3 - The most fun you can have with your computer without getting electrocuted.

2 - You can play with a friend. Or play with yourself.

And the number one reason to buy National Lampoon's Blind Date:
1 - Our VP of sales needs to put his daughter through private school.

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