šŸ³ Moby v2024.06.07

Goat Simulator: GoatZ

Moby ID: 93815

Thatā€™s right - youā€™ve found the ONLY SURVIVAL GAME ON STEAM that is NOT in Early Access!*

You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!## Key Features

  • Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
  • Zombies that bug out. Thereā€™s a pun here about actual living bugs, but weā€™re not going to bother
  • You can craft anything in the world, as long as itā€™s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
  • Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
  • A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
  • Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
  • Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought Iā€™d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didnā€™t bother to look it up. But itā€™s still pretty funny, right?

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