Nope Nope Nurses

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  • A visual novel about a hospital where all the nurses are the worst
    Full Japanese voice acting by seasoned professionals

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Hospital ≠ hospitality...?!

Yamada is afflicted with a rare condition that makes his life hard, and when he manages to break bones in both his hands too, he ends up on a medical bed with beautiful nurses tending to his every need.
Make no mistake, though—these nurses are vicious and no love sparks fly... Will young Yamada leave the hospital with his sanity intact?## CHARACTER


"Begrudging Nurse" Tachibana
Voice: Mirau

Serious, responsible, and excellent at her job. However, after being stuck between difficult management and inexperienced juniors for so long, her expression is as austere as her gaze is icy—even to her patients and colleagues. Tachibana's compassion and love for nursing have all but faded, and she attends to Yamada in a brisk, soulless manner, driven only by her stubborn sense of duty.


"Insidious Nurse" Kurokawa
Voice: Hikaru Isshiki

Sneaky and self-deprecating, Kurokawa is quick to bow and scrape when caught out, but is equally adept at bad-mouthing others the second they're not in the room. A self-proclaimed "trash human" with a penchant for petty revenge on all rivals, real or imagined. Avoids confronting people she sees as more powerful, but revels in bullying the weak. This nurse also loves to play the victim card—and believes all her own nonsense, too. Suspects Yamada to be fellow trash and thus a potential ally.


"Violent Nurse" Yamaguchi
Voice: Misaki Kamishiro

Former teen delinquent with a mean violent streak and obvious anger management issues—Yamaguchi is keen to let her fists do the talking for her. Perhaps due to her rough past, she doesn't take well to perceived slights and has a problem with following orders. Underneath, she's a hopeless romantic, although this softer side is never directed at Yamada.


"Demotivational Nurse" Hiramatsu
Voice: Elena Kaibara

Chronically lazy and unmotivated. Slacks off every chance she gets unless constantly supervised. Hiramatsu is thoroughly apathetic and indifferent, not least when tending to Yamada's needs. She gives off a languid anti-work aura wherever she goes, and takes her sweet time getting anything done. Sports a consistently sloppy and unkempt appearance. About the only time this nurse perks up is when she's been drinking.

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  • 搾精病棟 ~性格最悪のナースしかいない病院で射精管理生活~ - Japanese spelling
  • 病房軼事~只有惡質護士存在的醫院~ - Traditional Chinese spelling
  • 病房轶事 ~只有恶质护士存在的医院~ - Simplified Chinese spelling

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Game added by Koterminus.

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Game added March 14, 2022. Last modified February 22, 2024.