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Army Men (Windows)

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It's war! Watch your plastic, green and tan toy-soldier figurines come to life and vie for supremacy in this squad-level real-time action/strategy hybrid.

In Army Men, you take on the role of Sarge, a grizzled veteran leading his troops through desert, alpine, and swampy settings, grabbing weapon power-ups and blasting his way to victory.

Call in air strikes and paratrooper drops. Steal tanks and jeeps for destructive uses. Almost everything can be destroyed in this gasoline-soaked world. Soldiers die in a manner appropriate to the weapon that killed them: rifles break off plastic limbs, flame-throwers melt them into puddles of goo, and rockets send them flying into little bits. Both action and strategy elements are in abundance.


Army Men Windows Helo to take me away to another part of the front
Army Men Windows Orders come over the radio
Army Men Windows The activated ancient Lego wormhole.
Army Men Windows Sometimes, when you lose, you get a little loss animation, like this unfortunate fellow

Alternate Titles

  • "玩具兵大战" -- Chinese spelling (simplified)

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Electric Games 1998 4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars4 Stars 80
Absolute Games (AG.ru) May 17, 1998 75 out of 100 75
GameStar (Germany) Jun, 1998 74 out of 100 74
PC Action Jun 17, 1998 72 out of 100 72
GameSpot May 08, 1998 7 out of 10 70
PC Joker Jun, 1998 69 out of 100 69
PC Player (Denmark) 1998 6 out of 10 60
Adrenaline Vault, The (AVault) May 17, 1998 3 Stars3 Stars3 Stars3 Stars3 Stars 60
Eurogamer.net (UK) Apr 27, 2000 6 out of 10 60
Attack Games Nov, 1998 4 out of 10 40


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The original box came with two plastic soldiers: one green and one tan.


There is a giant turtle hidden in the game with no apparent significance. Here's how to find it: 1. Start up Boot Camp.
2. Get some grenades or mortars (Optional, but makes it easier).
3. Run to the building near the motorpool in the lower left corner of the level.
4. Run to the lower end of the building. Bump into the 2 stairs that are there.
5. A large turtle will appear on the hill thing next to you.
6. Hit this turtle with the grenades or mortars and it will shrink.

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Derrick 'Knight' Steele (2128) added Army Men (Windows) on Apr 01, 2000