How to be a Complete Bastard screenshots

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The game begins at a house where there are lots of people

You can search other peoples property for things to steal

The fridge contains an infinite supply of alcohol to help get you drunkometer up

Unfortunately drinking to much lager makes your weeometer rise so you have to visit the toilet upstairs

Searching the umbrella stand reveals an umbrella

Opening an umbrella indoors is very bad luck hence why you've turned into a cooker

How to be a Complete Bastard