🤔 How many games has Beethoven been credited on? (answer)

Softporn II

Moby ID: 36237

DOS screenshots

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Title screen
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Disclaimer (with a game name like that?)
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Instructions
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Generating a new player
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A natural video game object of desire ("Toadstool" just never did it for me...)
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Filling in the blanks
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You know, I don't know if there are published sources for these figures
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Accidental input of impossible measurements
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More creative than this game, I would warrant
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Player generation complete
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The measurements fill in adjectival blanks with words that are not always flattering
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A natural destination
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Few things are less sexy than erotic games
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I never understood this part then and I don't understand it now.
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And now, the main attraction
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In the early portion of the encounter, she will give hints
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I outsmarted the text parser with my romantic nature
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She's the One, a nice selection!
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I swear I did not try to say "Plugh"
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A hint from the game
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And the winner for pornographic game dialogue goes to...
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This is what happens if you try to touch any portion of your own anatomy directly, followed by an unceremonious program termination.
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Guess it'll be missionary tonight!
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An elaborate rationale for lazy programming
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One for her
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One for both of us!
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Guess my name choice was one character longer than they were expecting
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"report"
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You win! Of course, you're still sitting in your basement playing an erotic text game.
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