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🤔 How many games has Beethoven been credited on? (
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Softporn II
Moby ID: 36237
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DOS screenshots
Title screen
Disclaimer (with a game name like that?)
Instructions
Generating a new player
A natural video game object of desire ("Toadstool" just never did it for me...)
Filling in the blanks
You know, I don't know if there are published sources for these figures
Accidental input of impossible measurements
More creative than this game, I would warrant
Player generation complete
The measurements fill in adjectival blanks with words that are not always flattering
A natural destination
Few things are less sexy than erotic games
I never understood this part then and I don't understand it now.
And now, the main attraction
In the early portion of the encounter, she will give hints
I outsmarted the text parser with my romantic nature
She's the One, a nice selection!
I swear I did not try to say "Plugh"
A hint from the game
And the winner for pornographic game dialogue goes to...
This is what happens if you try to touch any portion of your own anatomy directly, followed by an unceremonious program termination.
Guess it'll be missionary tonight!
An elaborate rationale for lazy programming
One for her
One for both of us!
Guess my name choice was one character longer than they were expecting
"report"
You win! Of course, you're still sitting in your basement playing an erotic text game.
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