You're a Farmer! Can You Squeeze the Milk Out of All the Animals?
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You're a Farmer! Can You Squeeze the Milk Out of All the Animals? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of a farmer who needs to bring fresh milk to his wife before she loses her temper. Unfortunately, the animals don't plan on making this task easy, so the player needs to figure out how to convince them to part with their milk.
The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.
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Game added May 13, 2016. Last modified February 22, 2023.