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You Just Got a Sword for Your Birthday. Time to Go Fight Crime!

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You Just Got a Sword for Your Birthday. Time to Go Fight Crime! is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the protagonist has received a sword as a birthday present, and has decided to use this opportunity to fulfill their dream of being a crime-fighting vigilante, and possibly end all crime forever.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.

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  • MobyGames ID: 78790


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Game added May 13th, 2016. Last modified February 22nd, 2023.