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Frogger

Moby ID: 1517

Windows version

Yet another awful arcade remake...

The Good
The graphics and audio are great, with cute characters, a slick interface, and clever level designs...

The Bad
...but that's not enough to save it from falling apart at the seams.

Frogger is a PC version of Hasbro's remarkably atrocious PlayStation version of Frogger. While this is an improvement over the PlayStation version (better controls and some minor bug fixes), it isn't enough of an improvement to make it a good game. It's quite obvious that the game was rushed for release to either:

  1. be released before the arcade gameplay was outdated, or
  2. be released in time for the holiday season.

Don't even get started on how this ended up selling 4 million copies on the PC and PlayStation: it's merely because it's a remake of an excellent arcade title, and fans of it were anxious to see a mid-90's remake. And I can see why rabid Frogger fans would rush out to buy it, as the concept of taking the original formula into a modern platformer with true-3D graphics and more variety than the arcade version sounds all well and good. And it is for about five minutes, until you get an ugly-looking "Game Over" screen, enter your name into the high scores list, and get kicked out of the game altogether, resulting in a self-induced punch of the fist into your computer monitor.

Why is it so easy to get a "Game Over" in Frogger? Well, the game box does state that the game's 9 environments are "challenging" and that the game has the "same addictive gameplay as the arcade classic", but I must say that this is wrong. (Even a quoted magazine score on the back of the box is totally incorrect; it states that Computer Gaming World gave the game 4 / 4 stars but actually gave it 3.5 / 5 stars. Shouldn't Hasbro get sued for misquoting a score?) If Hasbro thinks that "challenging" means "continually frustrating the player with poorly designed puzzles, unresponsive controls, a drunken third-person camera, and horrendous collision detection", that's exactly what they did in Frogger, but by no means is that challenging. Challenging puzzles should be difficult, but possible to complete. Challenging puzzles do not frustrate the player because they thought that something in them was totally unfair. In fact, most challenging puzzles don't make the player emit any frustration at all, contrary to popular belief.

The Bottom Line
Just don't play this game. You'll save yourself lots of frustration and proverbial torture. Go play the arcade version of Frogger instead, or go play the vastly superior sequel to this game, "Frogger 2: Swampy's Revenge".

by Spartan_234 (424) on February 28, 2006

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