Richard Umali @RYU Ninja

Nicknames: The Rock, Rocky, Rocky Maivia, Dwayne Douglas Johnson, The Brahma Bull, The Great One, The People's Champion, Tiger Woods, president Barack Obama, Superman, Supes, The Man of Steel, The Blur, SuperMEX, Batman, The Dark Knight, The Caped Crusader, Spider-Man, Spidey, Webhead, The Flash, Reverse Flash, Zoom, Scarlet Speedster, Crimson Comet, Quick, Quicksilver, Road Runner, Speedy Gonzales, Speedy, Speed, Mr. Speed Demon, Speed Man, Speeding Bullet, Swift, Dash, Sprint Man, Running Man, Almighty fast one, The fastest in the world, Forrest, Rocket Man, Rocket, Grease Lightning, Lightning, Lightning Fast, Fast, Lightning Bolt, Bolt, Rush, Cheetor, Rabbit, RYU, Ninja, Ninja man, Kung FU Master, Karate Kid, Rubberband Man, Ri¢h, Ri¢hie, Ri¢hie Ri¢h, Ricardo, Million-Air, Money, Deniro, Kaching, Golden, (G.I.*JOE= United States Marine Corps Junior Reserve Officer's Training Corps "Semper Fi"), School boy, Nerd, Geek, The Game, Game On, Game Time, Game Boy, Game Over, Showtime, Highlight, Lights Out, Flip, Dick, Johnson, Hot!! T. Umali=(Tamale), Latino Heat, Human Torch, Umali like my cousin Freddie in the Olympics for Gymnastic, (Umali)=You Mail, (RU) = are you?, O'Malley, Thrilla from Manila, Reed Richards aka Mr. Fantastic, Mr. Richards, Rated R Superstar, Jedi, Vibe, Reverb, Dude, Proof, Nice Guy ("but nice guys always finish last".)

Super power profile: Telepathy: Can read minds. Animal Telepathy: Psychic rapport with animals. Combat skill: master of all weapons and fighting styles. Super speed: ability to catch a car that did a hit & run going 25 miles per hour. Mimic: I can do a 184 & more voice-overs & sound effects, psychic abilities!

Addis Ababa L9 Pallasite Meteorite (Kryptonite)/ Weakness: Asian Women & only muy caliente Mexican Women

Ethnicity: Filipino & Mexican

Height: 5'7"

Weight: 163

Hair Color: Black

Eyes Color: Brown

Birthday: March 10, 1977

Birth Sign: Pisces

Pisces Symbol: Fish

Pisces Element: Water

Pisces Ruling planet: Neptune

Pisces Birth Stone: Aquamarine

Place of Birth: Monterey, Carmel

Hometown: Sunnyvale, California

Marital Status: Single

Piercing: Left ear

Tattoos: None

Schools Attended: Prospect High School, Central County Occupational Center & De Anza College

Hobbies: Playing Video Games, Playing Sports, Track & Field (Dan: Black Belt, Dojang: West Coast Tae Kwon Do Ernie Reyes, Sa bum nim: Teri Lee, also a Tae kwon Do Chogyo nim: Instructor for Kids), (Gup: Brown Belt Karate ), Kick Boxing, Basketball, Baseball, Football, Biking, VID Games, Drawing & Painting Pictures, Photography, Watching TV, Watching Movies at a Movie Theater

If I Could Pick An Actor To Play Me, It Would Be: Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock

Role Model: The Rock, Tiger Woods & Barack Obama! I look like them!

I'm Better at This Than Anyone: Everything

What Most People Don't Know About Me: I am a good guy until you stab me in the back or piss me off then I am what most people think I am when they judge based on my looks very evil. I do not forgive & forget people who did me wrong!

I Look For These Qualities in a Female: Nice tone legs, nice butt, slim waist line, flat stomach, big hooters, thick kissable lips, baby face & soft white skin

Turn On: Asian females, muy caliente Mexican females & single responsible humble MILFs also sexy mature cougars NOT immature

[MILF] Moms I'd Like to F#@k [example] Angelina Jolie

[Cougars] woman who seeks sexual relations with considerably younger men [example] Porn star: Julia Ann

Turn Offs: Liars & stuck up females think they are to good for anyone & think they are smart but are really dumb!

My Motto: "Do unto others, as others would do unto you!"

Karma: What goes around come around! People that make fun of me or mess with me the same thing happens to them but it is much worse than what they did to me! SO DON'T F#@K WITH ME!

Favorite Colors: Red, White, Blue & Black

Favorite Animals: Cheetah, Rabbit, Dog & Cat

Favorite Music Style: Porno Music, Mexican Music, Classical, Rhythm & Blues, Techno, Dance, Electro, Hip-Hop, Pop, Rap, Rock & House

Favorite Foods: Poontang Pie, Tuna Pot Pie, Cream Pies, Cupcakes, Donuts, Donut Holes, Muffins, Seafood, Sushi, Fish, Tuna, Whip Cream, Chocolate Sauce, Melons, WaterMelons, Honeydews, Cantaloupes, Coconuts, Strawberries, Cherries, Cherry Pop Tarts, Ice sCream, Pizza, Mexican Food, Pink Tacos, Chinese Food, Fortune Nookie, Cotton Candy, Candy, Ube

Favorite Drinks: Soda, Gatorade, Monster Energy Drink, Horchata, Grape Juice, Orange Juice & Smoothie

I am Straight Edge: I don't smoke, drink alcohol or do drugs!

Favorite Brands: Nike, Under Armour, Sony, Mircosoft, Samsung & Apple

I tested over 100 games, but I only got my name on Fantavision the first game to be made for the PS2. Because I helped make the game, my bug writing skills suck. I found more defects than most of the people at Sony on games like NFL Game Day 2000.

Sony Computer Entertainment Inc.

919 East Hillsdale Blvd.

Foster City, California 94404-2175