Rowan McPaddles

aka: Rowan McPaddles: River Rush
Moby ID: 136728

Official Description

LIVE. DIE. ROW-PEAT Rowan McPaddles is a challenging endless runner where you make your way down a dangerous river in an ultimately futile attempt to stay afloat.

NOT YOUR AVERAGE RUNNER Subways and temples? Those are for babies. Rivers are the true test of the human spirit. Rowan McPaddles takes what you know about endless runners and turns it over its head!

NO LANES In Rowan McPaddles, you have full control of your character, giving you the freedom to move around and die in whichever way you choose!

NO SAFETY Almost everything in Rowan McPaddles is potential death. Sharks, hippos, crocodiles, and even cute, innocent-looking beavers are out to get you, so it’s your job to make sure that they don’t! For as long as possible, anyway. Like the saying goes “Nothing is certain but death and taxes.”

NO MERCY You will die. A lot. Just trying to be clear here.

100% DIFFICULT, 101% FUN Yes, Rowan McPaddles is a difficult game. You know what else is difficult? Life. But, if you stick with it and you get good at it, you’ll find that there’s nothing more rewarding than achieving something real after a lot of hard work. It’s why people climb mountains and swim across the English Channel. So water you waiting for? Go out there, play the game, and show it who’s boss!

FEATURES: • An endless chase across the rapids with randomly generated levels • Choose from a variety of stages, each with their own unique challenges • Dash and speed across the water through a series of insane obstacles • Test your skill with the game’s fresh and challenging control scheme • Get the highest score by performing jaw-dropping stunts • Complete daily skill challenges • Farm gold coins and collect artifacts to unlock characters and skins through the in-game gacha system • From a man on a kayak, to a guy on a narwhal, there are tons of characters and skins to unlock • Gain virtual followers through your characters' in-game social media pages • Customize and upgrade your favorite characters • A fun challenge for the whole family

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NOTES: • This game is free to play, but features advertisements and optional in-app purchases. You can disable in-app purchasing by adjusting your device settings. • Video advertisements are optional, while full-screen advertisements, though seldom appear, can be disabled thru any in-app purchase.

Source: iTunes Store Description

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Contributors to this Entry

Game added by Constantinos Tsikinis.

tvOS added by Rik Hideto.

Additional contributors: Rik Hideto.

Game added November 15th, 2019. Last modified February 13th, 2023.