The Hairy Chestival Game

A very minimalist implementation of an old concept, what it lacks in originality it makes up for in whimsical novelty of setting: the player here is in charge of shearing the thick mats of fur from some person's simulated hairy, hairy chest. Adding to the strangeness, rather than taking this task on with a straight or safety razor, the exercise is conducted with a little lawn mower.

On each of five levels, the player has 30 seconds to garner as high a score as possible by using the arrow keys to steer around obstacles such as traffic cones (and sensitive nipples!) while plotting a course over hairy patches of chest skin. Mercifully, no sequels emerged to speculate into further realms of gameplay suggested by other areas of personal grooming.