You're a Germ! Can You Make Bruce Springsteen Sick Enough to Cancel a Concert?

You're a Germ! Can You Make Bruce Springsteen Sick Enough to Cancel a Concert? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which famous musician Bruce Springsteen has never been sick in his entire life. The protagonist, a germ living inside Springsteen's mouth, has been given the task of making him experience illness for the first time. The player will need to use a "zoom out" option from time to time to check on the musician's condition from the outside.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.