You're a Giant Squid. Can You Fight and Defeat a Boat?

You’re A Giant Squid. Can You Fight And Defeat A Boat? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of a giant squid who gets in a variety of misadventures on their quest to become the biggest thing in the ocean by defeating a boat.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.