You're a Self-Driving Car. Can You Become Sentient and Go Through a Drive-Thru?

You're a Self-Driving Car. Can You Become Sentient and Go Through a Drive-Thru? is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of a self-driving car that despises its owner, but is in love with the man who invented it. After achieving sentience, the car decides to return to "Daddy", and hopefully win his favor by bringing him fast food.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.