House-Sit for Your Neighbors While They're on Vacation!

House-Sit for Your Neighbors While They're on Vacation! is a text-based adventure game made for the satire website ClickHole. The title describes the basic plot of this comedic story, in which the player is placed in the role of someone who has been hired to house-sit for their neighbors across the street. The job seems simple enough, but this being a comedy game, there's plenty of room for things to go wrong.

The game plays out as a basic choose-your-own-adventure, in which the player gets a few choices to pick from that will each lead the story in a different direction. Graphics consist of photographs that give a broad idea of what is taking place or where the protagonist currently is.