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At a time when computer games were being blamed for violence, bad language, epilepsy and everything else the ‘moral majority’ needed a scapegoat for, Virgin gave us: The Road Safety Game. Or not, as this is a standard platform game with a twist of questionable taste and purpose.

You play a crash test dummy, trying to progress through levels filled with hazards such as cars and fireballs, within the time limits. Contact with each of these loses you a limb, and once you have none left, contact means game over. Since the character isn’t handicapped by missing limbs in any way, in practical terms you can think of these as hit points especially as there are screwdrivers to pick up which restore one limb.


The Incredible Crash Dummies Genesis "I'm Slick. Who the hell are you?"
The Incredible Crash Dummies SNES Junk Kastle
The Incredible Crash Dummies Genesis Parking level
The Incredible Crash Dummies SNES Parking Garage

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Alternate Titles

  • "クラッシュ・ダミー" -- Japanese Super Famicom spelling

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User Reviews

I wish I was a crash dummy Amiga Katakis | カタキス (40066)

Critic Reviews

GamePro (US) Genesis Feb, 1994 4 out of 5 80
Power Unlimited SNES Dec, 1993 8 out of 10 80
Game Players SNES Dec, 1993 68 out of 100 68
The Video Game Critic Genesis Oct 11, 2018 B- 67
Video Games SNES Dec, 1993 65 out of 100 65
GamePro (US) SNES Oct, 1993 2.5 out of 5 50
Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM) Genesis Jan, 1994 25 out of 50 50
Amiga Joker Amiga Jul, 1994 44 out of 100 44
Electronic Gaming Monthly (EGM) SNES Oct, 1993 4 out of 10 40
Amiga Games Amiga Jun, 1994 38 out of 100 38


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